Luis Fortuño wins the 2016 Puerto Rican Pinocchio Award

    Luis Fortuño, the baby-faced ex-governor of Puerto Rico, has received the coveted Puerto Rican Pinocchio Award. He defeated a highly competitive field: the 2016 finalists included three convicted felons, two hedge fund owners and the mayor… Read More

ABC News selects the next governor of Puerto Rico

Five days before the election, ABC News annointed Ricky Roselló to the governor’s mansion. According to ABC, Ricky is “expected to win” and will be the “next governor of Puerto Rico.” ABC also announced that Ricky will make… Read More

The government is lying to 9 million Puerto Ricans

  The U.S. and Puerto Rico are both lying to 9 million Puerto Ricans. Both governments are claiming that Don Q Rum will deliver over $100 million per year to the treasury (i.e. the people) of Puerto Rico…. Read More