In the true spirit of Christmas…Juan Bobo has something for everyone this year.
That’s him on his sleigh right now, making sure that everyone in Puerto Rico receives the proper gift.
For governor-elect Ricky Roselló, he has a Colt .45 pistol…so that when Ricky takes his Tennessee Plan to the US congress, he can shoot a hole in their ceiling, and show everyone that he means business.
For Luis Fortuño he has a two-faced Thespian mask…so that Luis may continue his career as a robber in Puerto Rico, and a reformer in Washington.
For Anaudi Hernandez he has some soap on a rope. Anaudi is going to need it.
For PREPA he has a Gilbert Chemistry Set…so they can test the poisonous oil they’ve deliberately used, all over the island, for the past thirty years.
For Alejandro Garcia Padilla he has a Swiss bank account…we all know why.
For the Financial Control Board he has a popemobile…so they can travel safely amongst the people of Puerto Rico, whom they love so dearly.
For the people of Puerto Rico he has love…a boundless universe of love.
For a history of the War Against All Puerto Ricans, read the book…
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Thanks for your eye-opening comprehensive book on Puerto Rico’s infamous history.
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No! Nothing but coal in their socks from me! . I’ll just send a nice Bon Voyage card to all the assistants at rhe Banks who are fleeing to the States after helping all their fellow countrymen get screwed out of their morgaged homes. For a gift? They’ll get it soon. The can pick it up in the Hell they ‘re all on the way to! Adios Pimps and Pimpesses!
F. Harrison Clark
P. S. Merry Christmas To Nelson A. Denis. And thanks for the only accurate history book of Puerto Rico!
Love your journalism style.