Yesterday, Donald Trump traveled to Mexico to negotiate foreign affairs for the U.S.
In particular, Trump wanted to make clear that Mexico will pay for his famous “Wall.”
Trump is a master psychologist. The moment he arrived, he gave the President of Mexico the “Trump handshake,” to let him know who was boss…
The President gets the Trump handshake
Donald was in a hurry to get in and out, since he’d scheduled only one hour for his Mexico negotiation.
Also, the Mexicans were less enthusiastic than he’d expected.
The people greet Trump, en route to his Mexican press conference
So Donald got down to business.
He rushed into a joint press conference…where Donald announced all the “international agreements” that he’d just negotiated with the President of Mexico, in the space of fifteen minutes.
Each agreement announced by Donald, created a look of shock and dismay on the President of Mexico.
Trump announces his international agreements with Mexico
Finally the President of Mexico stepped up to the podium, behind a seal that read “Estados Unidos Mexicanos.”
“My name is Juan Bobo,” he said. “¡Y que viva Puerto Rico libre!
TRUMP FORGOT TO GOOGLE THE PRESIDENT OF MEXICO
After Juan Bobo’s announcement, the press conference ended quickly, and in chaos.
Apparently, in their rush to meet the President, the Trump campaign forgot to google or Wikipedia the name “Enrique Peña Nieto.”
Since none of them knew what the president looked like, they naturally assumed that Juan Bobo was the President of Mexico.
Bobo looked Mexican to them. He was wearing a suit and giving a fiery speech, on the tarmac of the Aeropuerto Internacional Benito Juárez.
The speech was for WAPA-TV…regarding the independence of Puerto Rico, and the latest dictatorship in the Caribbean called the U.S. Financial Control Board.
But Bobo’s speech was in Spanish, so no one in the Trump campaign knew what he was saying …
And therefore, quite naturally, the Trump campaign assumed that Juan Bobo was the President of Mexico.
THE JUAN BOBO CAMPAIGN CONTINUES
The Trump campaign has floundered over the past several weeks.
The latest polls indicate that Trump has squandered his July post-convention bounce, which had him leading Hillary Clinton by 5 percentage points after the GOP convention in Cleveland.
But the mix-up in Mexico did not fluster Juan Bobo, who is running for Governor of Puerto Rico.
“I have only one purpose behind my campaign,” said Bobo, after the strange press conference. “To get those Yanquis idiotas y bandidos off my island.”
According to Bobo, his brief meeting with Trump has strengthened this conviction.
For a history of the War Against All Puerto Ricans, read the book…
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#JuanBobWasHere …. On the Trump meeting … ““I have only one purpose behind my campaign,” said Bobo, after the strange press conference. “To get those Yanquis idiotas y bandidos off my island.” .. being facetious. It’s a Puerto Rican thing!!