Yesterday in La Fortaleza, the governor of Puerto Rico treated the island’s press like a kindergarten class of five-year olds. For a full hour, he scolded them for reporting the dangers of NALED.
Juan Bobo took the governor at his word. Last night, with a high-level CDC credential, Bobo entered La Fortaleza and fumigated the entire mansion with NALED.
Juan Bobo fumigates the governor’s mansion with NALED
Here is the governor’s press conference:
According to Juan Bobo, he did not break into La Fortaleza.
“I am not a terrorist,” he said in a phone interview, from an undisclosed location. “And our governor is a man of conviction…that’s why, right after the press conference, he asked me to spray his mansion with NALED.”
We salute the governor for doing the right thing, and leading the island by his own example.