Jesus Christ might elect Donald Trump

War Against All Puerto Ricans: Revolution and Terror in America’s Colony


The traditional Jesus Christ is white and clean shaven, with long flowing blonde locks and penetrating blue eyes.

But a British forensic anthropologist has re-constructed a new Jesus whose features are dark, swarthy, more Middle Eastern. If we are not careful, this new Jesus might elect Donald Trump.

Here is the new Jesus:

This Son of God is unfamiliar. He does not look European. He does not fit the “traditional” mold of biblical divinity.

He comes from the Third World.

For that reason, this Jesus provides another wild card to Donald Trump.

Many people will resent this new Jesus, without even realizing it.

The people who quote Ann Coulter’s Adios America with biblical conviction…

Who blame Mexicans over millionaires for the outsourcing of their jobs…

Who slaved and saved for nothing, and now need someone to blame…

All of those angry people may resent this final “insult.”

Their jobs, savings, social mobility, and personal safety are all under siege from a horde of foreigners…and now Jesus Christ will be taken away, too!

When Science Turns into Politics

The bio-chemistry which enabled the construction of this updated Jesus, is truly impressive. After twenty centuries, the world deserves the most logical and accurate depiction of Jesus Christ. It is highly unlikely that he looked like Jeffrey Hunter, Ewan McGregor, or Christian Bale.

But Donald Trump is not a scientist, or a moralist. He is an opportunist. His campaign lurks in the deeper recesses of the human heart. It feeds on our uncertainties and our resentments. When Trump bashed the Mexicans, his poll numbers rose to 32%. When he denounced the Muslims, his numbers spiked to 41%.

Hopefully, Trump will not take the ultimate degenerate step: to attack this new image of Jesus Christ, for his own political gain.

For a history of the War Against All Puerto Ricans, read the book…

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3 Comments on “Jesus Christ might elect Donald Trump

  1. Donald Trump must not be elected President … his prejudicial beliefs are OUT IN THE OPEN. Trump is creating a fear of people who are NOT of “Western European” ancestry. We must NOT retreat 200 years of accepting “world” culture. Speak Up through your vote BEFORE THEY “COME FOR YOU.”

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  2. You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Trump is running for President of the United States, not Pueŕto Rico.


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