Perhaps there is only one way to save Puerto Rico.
After 118 years of colonialism, carpetbaggers and corruption, there may be only one answer left…the island should elect a governor who is too stupid to steal anything.
And so…ladies and gentlemen…we nominate Juan Bobo.
Juan Bobo is an out-of-work car mechanic from Santurce.
He got himself arrested on purpose last month, because he needed a roof over his head.
They threw him out of jail after two weeks, saying “Get a job, you bum!
Not knowing what else to do, Juan Bobo started a new political party called the PDC…and decided to run for Governor of Puerto Rico. He’s making only three campaign promises. He’s going to:
Juan Bobo’s new political party, the PDC, stands for Partido del Carajo.
So what does Juan Bobo stand for?
JUAN BOBO’S POLITICAL PLATFORM
He doesn’t have one yet. But he’s thinking about it, and promises that it will work.
With a $72 billion debt and a bankrupt government, Juan Bobo figures he can’t possibly be any worse than the thieves in office right now.
Someone gave Juan Bobo a suit, a hat, and a colorful banner.
He held a press conference but nobody came…so he pointed in the air and said, to everyone who was not there, “¡Vayanse pal carajo!”
Who was he talking to? Why did he send them to carajo? Nobody seems to know.
For the moment, Juan Bobo looks like a man of principle. A man who is too stupid to steal.
For that reason alone, we will report on his campaign, for Governor of Puerto Rico.