If Donald Trump wins the presidency, no one knows what will happen to Puerto Rico.
The following image is as good a guess as any. It shows 15 Donald Trumps flying around and eating everything in sight….with a marked preference for juicy Republicans.
It is called a Trumpnado.
Citizens are advised to nail everything down – including jewelry, furniture, silverware, hair products, liquid suntan, birth certificates, citizenship papers – before the Trumpnado takes it away.